abril 28, 2005

Ah Hock’s List of Why Single-Hood Rocks

Mumblings of Bubblemunche: "

Because you can check out that hottie at the gym without feeling guilty. Actually, this is a lousy reason. Everyone, attached or not, shouldn’t be made to feel guilty while checking out hotties because it’s perfectly normal to do so.

Because there is no one to nag at you for being a lazy slob/ unkempt monkey/ general malcontent when you want to sleep immediately after a long hard day at work without even bathing.

Because you won’t need to nag at anyone for being a lazy slob/ unkempt monkey/ general malcontent when he/she wants to sleep immediately after a long hard day at work without even bathing.

Because one of the scariest things that can happen in life is to wake up in the middle of the night and realize that you don’t love the person lying next to you anymore.

Because you won’t need to burn your brain cells remembering his/her birthdays/ anniversaries/ Valentines/ kid brother’s birthdays/ Christmas Eves.

Because you won’t need to burn your pockets buying gifts for his/her birthdays/ anniversaries/ Valentines/ kid brother’s birthdays/ Christmas Eves.

Because sometimes you just want to be alone.

Because you won’t get hurt. Nor will you end up hurting anyone..

Because you won’t get disappointed. Nor will you end up disappointing anyone.

Because you can never be sure if the person next to you, is The One."

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